Tasteless Tobasco Sauce is a sweaty bottle of Tabasco sauce. He has a hexagon modification of the trademark diamond logo of the Tabasco sauce brand on his front, with flames on his bottom. His eyes are half-closed and outwards-facing, while his mouth is in an open grin with his tongue sticking out. He has droplets of sweat on his forehead, as if he just ate something spicy.
- Thanks to copyright, his name is a letter off of real Tabasco sauce.
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