Cruddy Cream is a sour carton of cream with mud stains. His carton is bulging, with cream dripping down the top of it. He has a puckered, wrinkly mouth, and his squinting eyes are crusted over with cream.
- Cruddy Cream heavily resembles Sour Milk, a Sour Dairy Grossery from Series 1.
- He is one of two cream-based Grosseries from Series 2, the other being Snot Whipped Cream.
- He and Smelly Onion appear on the bottom right corner of the Series 2 large packs.
- Despite his static art, he does not come in a blue variant.
| Series 1|
Yuck Yogurt / Stinky Cheese / Sour Milk / Rotten Egg
Cruddy Cream / Mucus Milk / Gutter Butter / Snot Whipped Cream / Pongy Parmesan / Maggot Milk / Blue Spew Cheese