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[Start at the slushie machine. Doc Broc and Egghead are each sitting on a piece of gum, with four noodle strings holding them up and dangling them over the slushie machine. Rocky is standing in the middle of them, and Pizza Face and Sparkles are standing on the bottom grates. Cut to the top of the slushie machine, where Doc Broc and Egghead fidget and make noises of discomfort. Cut to a view of the slushie liquid. Dead cockroaches and flies, a battery, a rat arm with a bone, a half-eaten candy bar, a moldy cheese wedge, and a hairy blood-stained bandage float in the liquid. Cut back to the top of the machine, now with Rocky holding a pair of rusty scissors.]

Rocky: All set up here, Pizza Face!

[Cut to Pizza Face and Sparkles.]

Pizza Face: Great, Rocky! (To the audience.) Okay, to recap: we’re about to find out who’s the bigger genius. The amazing Doc Broc…

[Cut to Doc Broc picking his nose.]

Pizza Face: (Narrating.) Born naturally smart.

Doc Broc: (Picks out a booger from his nose.) Always green! (Flicks booger.) Or Egghead, who zapped his brain by sticking his tongue in a wall outlet, and now thinks he’s a genius!

[Cut to Egghead.]

Egghead: (Still with Received Pronunciation accent.) I am a genius!

[Pan out to Rocky spiraling his fingers around his head in a “crazy” motion. Cut back to Pizza Face and Sparkles.]

Pizza Face: (Still to camera.) Now, to test who’s smarter beyond any possible doubt, we’re of course using the most scientific method ever devised. (Zoom in on his face.) The dunking contest.

[Cut to Sparkles cheering. Cut to Rocky cheering. Cut back to Pizza Face and Sparkles.]

Pizza Face: Yeah, brilliant! (To camera again.) The loser falls in neon-colored sludge….

[Cut to the slushie machine liquid again.]

Pizza Face: (Narrating.) Probably never to return.

[Cut back to Pizza Face, still talking to the camera.]

Pizza Face: Winner gets cake.

[Pan to a slice of rotten and hairy cake on a plate on the ground with flies swarming it.]

Doc Broc: (Offscreen.) Mmm, cake! I love science!

[Cut back to the top of the slushie machine.]

Egghead: Ahem. The winner, me, also is permitted to contact the health department and close the Yucky Mart forever!

[Cut to Pizza Face and Sparkles.]

Pizza Face and Sparkles: Boo!

Pizza Face: (To the camera.) Yeah, bla, bla, blah. Let the testing begin!

[Far cut to all the Grosseries. Doc Broc, Rocky, Sparkles, and Pizza Face cheer. Cut to Egghead.]

Egghead: Oh, merciful milk mold…

[Cut to Pizza Face grabbing a packet of gum from a garbage pile, he tears it open.]

Pizza Face: IQ question number one. Egghead, what do you get when you cross a brontosaurus with fireworks?

[Cut to the top of the machine.]

Egghead: “What do you get when you cross a—“ That’s just a riddle from a gum pack!

[Cut to Pizza Face.]

Pizza Face: Wrong! The answer is “dino-myte”! (Laughs.) You get it?

[Cut to Rocky and Egghead.]

Pizza Face: (Offscreen.) Rocky, if you will?

[Rocky cuts one of the noodles on Egghead’s seat, causing him to scream out.]

Egghead: You’re insane!

[Cut back to Pizza Face.]

Pizza Face: Thank you. Next question, Doc Broc! (Peels open another wrapper.) How do you make a tissue dance?

[Cut to Doc Broc.]

Doc Broc: Ha! You put a little boogie in it!

[Cut back to Pizza Face.]

Pizza Face: (Laughing.) Yeah… (To the camera.) Correct! (Pulls out another wrapper.) Egghead, what’d one hat say to the other?

[Cut to the top of the machine, where Egghead is scrambling to stay on the piece of gum.]

Egghead: This is totally unfair!

[Cut to Pizza Face.]

Pizza Face: Nope! The hat said “you stay here, I’ll go on a head”!

[Cut back to Egghead and Rocky.]

Pizza Face: (Offscreen.) Rocky, cut two spaghettis for that terrible answer.

Rocky: You got it! (Cuts two spaghetti strings, leaving Egghead hanging on.)

Egghead: What?!

[Cut back to Pizza Face and Sparkles.]

Pizza Face: Doc, why did the toad cross the road?

[Cut to Doc Broc.]

Doc Broc: To prove he had guts! (Laughs.)

[Cut back to Pizza Face and Sparkles.]

Pizza Face: Yes!

[Cut to Egghead clinging on and trying to scramble up.]

Egghead: This is madness!

[Cut back to Pizza Face and Sparkles.]

Pizza Face: Egghead’s turn! What’s invisible and smells like carrots?

[Cut to Egghead.]

Egghead: Please!

[Cut to Pizza Face.]

Pizza Face: Wrong! Bunny farts! (Laughs.) Nice try, though! Bye, bye now!

[Cut to Egghead clinging onto the noodle string, as the scissors come into frame and cut them, sending Egghead falling and screaming.]

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